Ye Old Bait and Switch
by bauhausfrau on 4/5/23Bowery Ballroom - New Yorkfirst off, I love this venue, but need to rethink the shows I go to now. This one was interesting, but for the first time in my life I had trouble getting AWAY from the stage and leaving. Trying to exit was horrible as I had to wade through an inpenetrable Wall of Beardos - thanks, guys. Way to be gents. This show was slated as Robyn Hitchcock. I don't recall any mention of his cutesy sidekick being present. After having to endure this ratatatat chat at a show at City Winery years ago, I was thrilled to see JUST ROBYN. But I was led astray - it was not JUST ROBYN. The billing had no mention of whatserface, and honestly, it's not my jam. I prefer gutsy belting it out ROBYN - not softened, vaseline on the lens making everything sweet like a non-dairy protein shake Robyn. no. no thank you. So, basically, Never again, cuz WHO CAN I TRUST????